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Friday, October 07, 2005

My Book Review #1

From now on, every 2 months, i'll be doing a book review on any sort of book that i've read and liked so stay tuned.

This week is Off the Cuff link (A book i bought quite a while ago but haven't got time to write a review on it)
It is written by Carson Kressley (Queer Eye for a Straight Guy) as a how-to guide to dress better for men and the women who love them. It is packed with humour, fashion tips, quotes or references from movies and movie stars and of course gay jokes.

This is one of Carson's many attempt at trying to be funny.

"Doesn't make you gay:
  • Moisturizing
  • Using "product" on you hair
  • Getting highlights in your hair
  • Getting MANicures
  • Waxing your eyebrows
  • Having facial hair
Makes you gay:
  • Taking an all-male cruise to Latin America
  • Wearing Wigs
  • Giving other people highlights (Rui and I did that, but we're not gay, so obviously he's wrong on this one.)
  • Getting French manicures
  • Pluchking them to "open up your eye"
  • Getting a little too "excited" during Wrestlemania"
Yeah i know, he's not funny because he's gay but hey, there're useful tips like:
"Polo knit shirts are comfortable classica standbys. Have one in black, white and a few fun colors and you'll never go wrong. It's breathable, cool, sexy and sophisticated."

"Low-slung jeans worn gangsta style make you look like you have a load in your pants. Let's leave that to our friends in the rap community, shall we?"

"Nothing makes you feel as good, important and powerful: and nothing makes a guy look more HANDSOME that a good suit."

4 Comments:

Blogger kitKat said...

U guys can highlight hair??? amazing.. i think theres a a fat line between gay and ungay.. and thats metrosexual
and that hot..hahah and polo shirts are so cool specially when they are cheap and fake.

9:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Adam
Lolz, I didn't know u had this... Well, its interesting... *bookmarked* Will come back often

2:58 PM  
Blogger smiles said...

ahahaha i remember someone typing that out in an email or smth to me actually... either u or rui? anyways. i agree with kat. metrosexual is hot. and so are suits lol. esp suit/jeans like rui's fashion yesterday. thats hot ;)

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

one more tip, wearing pink doesn't make u gay, but if u like pink... too bad! i love Carson, he's damm funny!

12:04 AM  

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